OH FUCK OH FCUCK ITS ERIDAN DAY AGAIN GODDAMN IT I FORGOT
I’m pretty sure you just read the first paragraph so what the hell. Penis in the morning, penis in the evening, penis at supper time, when penis is on a bagel you can have penis anytime.
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my fucking sandals”
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
As a texan, I can assure you this is one hundred percent real.
current mood: pikachu but without ears/tail/arms
what th e he ll that is hor ri fying
every time you insult pikachu i remove one distinct feature
whAT IS GOING ON
IT’S GOING TO END UP BEING A YELLOW BLLOB
I AM SCREWAMING
one more time and it sgonan be the yellow blob i swear im gonna